THE VOICE OF REASON (2006)
(v1)
She racked them up, and chalked her cue
She took a swallow from her beer
Leaned forward, gave me quite a view
I saw it all
She ran the table in a flash
I watched my take-home disappear
With every shot she took my cash
And sank my balls
She said Lets go to Vegas, this has just begun
Why not get married, boy, well have a lot of fun
(chorus 1)
Thats when I heard the Voice of Reason
I heard it whisper in my ear
Thats when I heard the Voice of Reason
And I answered loud and clear
(That it should) shut its trap
And get away from here
(v2)
I got divorced, she went berserk
I left behind two years of hell
I moved away and found some work
And let it drop
The boss wife came by one day
Like she had something hot to sell
We watched her swivel and sashay
Across the shop
She had me cornered, she was looking for some kicks
She said, Youre looking good, lets find a Motel 6
(chorus 2)
Thats when I heard the Voice of Reason
Proceed to lay it on the line
Thats when I told the Voice of Reason
I respectfully decline
(And it should) stick it where
The sun dont ever shine
(bridge)
You can ignore the Voice of Reason
Just go your way, but you know what?
When you ignore the Voice of Reason
Life comes up and kicks you in the butt
(v3)
Well, when my world was finished rocking
Had to put it all behind
Went to church and started knocking
On the doors
She was the answer to my prayers
She started playing with my mind
She had me setting up the chairs
And sweeping floors
She said Youve been a sinner all of your young life
You change your ways, I might agree to be your wife
(chorus 3)
Thats when I heard the Voice of Reason
Its not as foolish as it seems
Listen to the Voice of Reason
And stop going to extremes
(You might) wind up with
The woman of your dreams
©2006 Z. Mulls
This lyric is registered with the U.S. Copyright Office as part of the collection THE COLLECTED LYRICS OF Z. MULLS Volume One 1995-2006
Just had a great title and ran with it. Basic country setup and payoff.