I SAW MY GIRLFRIEND KISSING SANTA CLAUS (1995)
I went shopping with my girlfriend just the other day
And things just got a little weird
I stepped out to sneak a peek at all the lingerie
I came back and she had disappeared
I found the toy department
I pulled back a flap
I saw my baby sitting on Santas lap
They were hugging, they were kissing, they were smooching & caressin
All over his beard
Oh, Santa, Santa
Dont make me cry
Im in love with this woman and thats no lie
Why doncha go and find some cute little elf?
I wanna keep my baby all to myself
Oh, Santa, Santa
Dont make me weep
Whoda thought that Santa was a big, fat creep
Im the saddest Who in Whoville that there ever was
Since I caught my only baby kissing Santa Claus
I took a look behind me at the Christmas tree
A line of kids stretched down the aisle
My girlfriend stayed a-sittin on Santas knee
They were turning up the romance dial
I cleared my throat
I let out a yell
He jumped up with a tingle of his jingle bell
(And as he) took his place my girlfriend stood there smiling
A Candy Cane smile
Oh, Santa, Santa,
Dont make me sad
I love my little baby and Ive been had
I looked the other way and how could I know
(She had a) secret little stash of mistletoe
Santa, Santa, (Im) climbing the walls
Cause shes the one I wanna have deck my halls
(Im a) glummer drummer boy and I get no applause
Since I caught my pretty baby kissing Santa Claus
My honey stood there grinning with a happy glow
And I was all lit up like a wire
She said she only got in good with Santa so
Hed bring us stuff we desire
I said to her, “Santa
Better hang up his wreath,
Cause all I want for Christmas is his two front teeth,
(And if hes) sliding down our chimney then Im gonna build me
A mighty big fire”
Oh, Santa, Santa
Give me a break
Im in love with my baby, thats no mistake
I know Ive been naughty once or twice
But I promise next year that I will always be nice
Santa, Santa
Shes on my list
Shes the sweetest little sugarplum I ever have kissed
Im the reddest-nosed reindeer in the world because
I caught my pretty baby kissing Santa Claus
(Very optional bonus chorus)
Santa, Santa
Dont make me blue
Im in love with my darling, you know its true
Wrap her up as a present for me
Let me open her up by the Christmas tree
Oh, Santa, Santa, Dont leave me low
I cant believe my baby is a Ho! Ho! Ho!
Im the frostiest snowman with the coldest paws
And I caught my gal red-handed kissing Santa Claus
©1995 Z. Mulls
This lyric is registered with the U.S. Copyright Office as part of the collection THE COLLECTED LYRICS OF Z. MULLS Volume One 1995-2006
An early song, and a fun one. Brian and I performed this at a couple of cabarets. He has since moved on and stopped doing music, but we got a studio, Blue Cave Studios, to lay down a good recording.
Vocal and performance by Darryl Gregory of Blue Cave Studios.
Also known as the "Santa, Santa" song.