CURABLE ROMANTIC (2004)
The rose is wilted
The candle is out
Cupid has packed up for the night
Wake up, youre bound to see the light
Thats right
You might feel jilted
But theres no doubt
Our love wasnt here to stay
Im a curable romantic
Tomorrows another day
You were amazing
It sure was fun
But everythings bound to terminate
Just check the expiration date
Its late
Our love was blazing
But now its done
My funny ex-valentine
Im a curable romantic
Let love wither on the vine
Its over
Cant you see that its over
Do I have to draw you a sign
Or give you a detailed map?
Im certain
Time to ring down the curtain
And though my exit was fine
Dont feel that you have to clap
Dont push the stakes up
Dont raise your bet
Its a mistake to be too bold
Notice the cards are getting cold
And fold
Everyone wakes up
But dont you fret
I got a kick out of you
Im a curable romantic
And loves ending right on cue
Finished
Cant you tell that its finished?
You dont need to fill in the blanks
Or use your decoder ring
Ended
All proceedings suspended
And please let me give you my thanks
For every romantic thing
Ill see you later
Its all been grand
Dont send a copy of the tape
Take down the streamers and undrape
The crepe
Go tip the waiter
Dismiss the band
I couldnt have danced all night
Im a curable romantic
And love wont put up a fight
©2004 Z. Mulls
This lyric is registered with the U.S. Copyright Office as part of the collection THE COLLECTED LYRICS OF Z. MULLS Volume One 1995-2006
Just wanted to riff on the title -- I was surprised that nobody had tried to use this title before.
Should have a jaunty Rodgers/Hart sound.
Im particularly pleased with the negative "quotes" from other songs at the end of each verse.