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WHATCHAMACALLIT MAMBO (2006)


(v1)

On our second date
I just couldn’t wait
Cause we hadn’t gone too far
We were finally getting
Into heavy petting
In the back seat of the car

Now, noone knew
What we shouldn’t do
Or even what we should
So we dove right in
Till we hit some skin
And it started feeling good

(chorus 1)

I had my hand on your whatchamacallit
You had your hand on my thingamajig
I said, Baby, be careful, don’t maul it
You said, Baby, you’re flipping my wig
Everything seemed so right so right
And we mamboed
(Yeh, Yeh)
And we mamboed
(Ooo, Ooo)
And we mamboed, baby
Halfway through the night

(v2)

We were mamboing
We were in the swing
We were lighting up the dark
I made you beg
And you kicked your leg
And we shifted out of park

We were turning on
We were too far gone
We were getting in our groove
As the tires turned
We were unconcerned
And the car began to move

(chorus 2)

But I had my hand on your whosamawatchie
You had your hand on my thingamabob
I said, Baby, I love when you touch me
You said, Baby, you’re doing the job
We’ll be OK, we will we will
And we mamboed
(Yeh, Yeh)
And we mamboed
(Ooo, Ooo)
And we mamboed, baby
All the way down the hill

(bridge)

I heard you calling out my name
We didn’t feel a thing
We both exploded into flame
We heard the angels sing
Listen to the angels sing…..

(v3)

St. Peter grinned
As he waved us in
We mamboed past the gate
Now we mambo here
In the atmosphere
And the dancing sure is great

They do the Heaven Hop
They do the Canaan Bop
The pavilion always hums
We’re gonna spread our wings
Gonna shake our things
Till the Day of Judgement comes

(chorus 3)

I have my hand on your whatchamacallit
You have your hand on my thingamajig
I say, Baby, be careful, don’t maul it
You say, Baby, you’re flipping my wig
Everything seems so nice so nice
And we mambo
(Yeh, Yeh)
And we mambo
(Ooo, Ooo)
And we mambo, baby
Up here in Paradise

Yeah we mambo, baby,
Up here in Paradise

Not sure what the hell I was thinking, but this was great fun to write...

crumpled paper